Celebrate America’s dream family, aiming high and landing among the stars. Relive the televised tragedy of the missing child, the mystery of the empty helium balloon, one small boy’s inability to tell a lie, two very redhanded adults, the outrage over wasted resources, wasted time, and wasted emotions. Salute those who did it for the reasons that matter (on TV): those who did it for the show.

To put this design on a shirt, download the PDF I made.

Update: By popular demand, click here to buy the shirt.

Monday, October 15 2012

Celebrate America’s dream family, aiming high and landing among the stars. Relive the televised tragedy of the missing child, the mystery of the empty helium balloon, one small boy’s inability to tell a lie, two very redhanded adults, the outrage over wasted resources, wasted time, and wasted emotions. Salute those who did it for the reasons that matter (on TV): those who did it for the show.
To put this design on a shirt, download the PDF I made.
Update: By popular demand, click here to buy the shirt.