I’m not sure what sparked my friendjimray’s rant this morning:
It’s not just that the Ugg boots you overpaid for three years ago continue to look hideous. The reason any man of character instantly finds you unattractive when he sees you wearing those stupid, stupid things is that you’re saying to the world “I bought into a fashion promulgated by the most shallow our generation had to offer.”
No one would mistake me for a fashionable man, but I will argue that I am not without character (Jim is fashion embodied.)
But here: I like Uggs. I think they’re cute. They’re from the snow-bunny universe and I can dig that. Big, goofy rain boots also speak to me; they’re jovial.
Full disclosure: I am currently wearing jeans, a white dress shirt, a blue&red-stripe tie, a gray-stripe cardigan, and running Reeboks.
